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Halloween – The Beginning: che combini Rob?

A me il Rob Zombie regista convince. Anzi no. Empatizzo con lui.

Nella Casa dei 1000 Corpi mi sono addirittura trovato a pensare che, se avessero dato a me la possibilità di girare un horror, avrei fatto esattamente come lui: lo avrei riempito di citazioni, situazioni e di riferimenti presi dalle centinaia di B-Movie che tanto ho amato, trasformando la pellicola in un pasticcio barocco, insensato e sovraccarico fino ad esplodere.

Invece il Rob Zombie di The Devil's Reject mi è piaciuto moltissimo, senza "se" e senza "ma". Lo trovo un road movie davvero d'alta scuola (scuola di genere, ovviamente), ipnotico, emozionante e coinvolgente nella caratterizzazione dei personaggi. Credo sarà uno dei pochi film horror moderni a passare davvero alla storia e dei quali i nostri figli si lamenteranno per il remake, a tempo debito! ; - )

Locandina di Halloween 2007 the beginningMa il Rob Zombie di Halloween è semplicemente inaccettabile.
Quella di Michael Myers non è una gran storia. Non è complessa e neppure originale. Funziona solo nelle mani di un regista di mestiere e se la natura del mostro rimane completamente avvolta nel mistero, in modo che il film continui nelle teste degli spettatori.

Raccontare l'infanzia difficile di un paffutissimo Michael che un giorno si sveglia e diventa satana incarnato non è stata una buona scelta. Questo Halloween è un film vuoto come l'Uomo Ragno senza problemi familiari.

Per fortuna la signora Zombie che -permettetemi l'ardire- invecchia benissimo, vale sempre il prezzo del biglietto e anche Malcolm McDowell ha qualche sprazzo nella parte che fu di un Donald Pleasence decisamente più convincente.


Rob, per il futuro, rimani nel tuo ruolo e non spingerti oltre le donne licantropo delle SS, se non te la senti. Grazie.

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  1. Carlo, sono anni che ho perso la passione per l’horror, ma la tua citazione del “regista di mestiere” … wow, che ricordi! Non trovi però che “di mestiere” suoni un po’ riduttivo?

  2. @Dok: beh, forse si. : - ) Io ho sempre considerato Carpenter un eccellente professionista più che un artista o un genio.
    Vuoi per i generi, voi per l’ecletticità del suo multi-ruolo da regista-scrittore-compositore l’ho sempre immaginato come un valente artigiano.

    In realtà il termine è da intendere come complimento, e non una critica, neppure alla luce delle sue recenti pellicole.

  3. A questo punto propongo un sondaggione sul film preferito del maestro/artigiano Carpenter! Io voto per Prince of Darkness (il Signore del Male): pochissimi mezzi, cast ‘amatoriale’, smisurato coraggio metafisico e tensione estrema a partire dal tema musicale (che ancora mi provoca la pelle d’oca)! Per me (so di espormi) IL capolavoro di John Carpenter!

  4. @PaolodaTrieste: temo di deluderti con la mia banalità, spero capirai: sto parlando di imprinting… sono cresciuto con l’incubo del cane de “La Cosa” marchiato a fuoco nel cervello e questo ha cancellato qualunque analisi razionale io possa tentare per stabilire il mio film preferito di Carpenter. Però capisco cosa intendi! ; - )

    Di certo posso dire che (assurdo, sulla carta doveva essere il MIO film preferito) non mi è piaciuto per niente Existenz (ma l’ho visto una volta sola), mentre sono rimasto molto sorpreso (piacevolmente) da Cigarette Burns, il suo episodio di Masters of Horror: magari questo non diciamolo troppo in giro, però… ; - )

  5. Non mi deludi affatto! Adoro “La Cosa”! L’atmosfera di isolamento che si fonde a un senso di terrore pronto a scatenarsi in ogni momento, tanto di moda nei film horror attuali a partire da “28 giorni dopo”, e’ stata inventata (o almeno resa arte) da Carpenter!
    L’imprinting lo avuto anche io con “Il signore del Male” e “Zombi” (il mio Romero preferito) dopo averli visti, da solo, la sera tardi nei miei giovanili anni ottanta, capisco benissimo cosa intendi!

  6. @PaolodaTrieste:

    Eh, eh… mi sa che ci siamo caduti tutti! Devo dire che al contrario di altri imprinting giovanili come l’esorcista, la Cosa ha retto benissimo il tempo: l’ho visto di recente e l’ho trovato ancora MOLTO inquietante! (inoltre mi ha fatto venire una voglia pazza di bermi un J&B) : - )

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